The Song – Butter Makes Your Pants Fall Off

The Song – Butter Makes Your Pants Fall Off

July 27, 2019 100 By William Morgan


BUTTER MAKES YOUR PANTS FALL OFF (Intro and outro: C/C/F/C/Am/C/G/F/C/C)
( CAPO on second fret )
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Y’know I’m just a simple redneck
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from Memphis Tennessee
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ain’t no big shot nutritionalist
G
but that don’t bother me
C
and it could be that because of this
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you don’t take me seriously
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but I know what I know and that’s all the
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proof I need
I ain’t no diet guru
But I’ll tell you what I know
butter bacon cream and eggs
won’t make your belly grow
fatty cuts of chicken cooked
in good old fashioned lard
Helped me lose 150 pounds and it weren’t that
hard
Butter makes your pants fall off
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Lard it makes you lean
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all the fads and healthy low carb ads
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say switch to margarine
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but I tell yer folks this ain’t no joke
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cause y’all from what I’ve seen
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butter makes your pants fall off
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and lard, sure does make you lean
I know that this sounds crazy
and it goes against the grain
Of what the scientists tell you
and what your doctor’s sayin’
but fat food ain’t the problem
so let me just explain
and I’ll help you lose your fat and ease your
pain
Y’see some of us we just get fat
and others they stay thin
But fat foods ain’t the problem
It’s a thing called insulin
Insulin resistant now that’s;
what we fat folks are
and it comes from eating all the wrong sort
carbs
Two dollar carbs my grandpa calls em
You know the kind of stuff
soft drinks cake and cookies
sugar, corn, and the bread we love
all those tasty grains and sugars of which
we just can’t get enough
well I know it’s tough but you just gotta
give ’em up – y’all
Butter makes your pants fall off
and Lard it makes you lean
If you wanna lose weight, a little or a lot
Or somewhere in between
forget those low fat diets
I’m the best proof that there’s been
Cause butter makes your pants fall off
and lard, sure does make you lean
SOLO: C/C/F/C/F/C/G/G
C/C/F/C/Am/C/G/F/C/C
Now here’s the whole thing in a nutshell
When you’re eating anything
Your food’s turned into sugars
then along comes insulin
drives the sugar from blood to muscles
to use as energy
and stores it in your fat cells for when you
sleep
But when you’re insulin resistant
your muscles just say no
they refuse to take the sugar
and it’s nowhere else to go
then it’s locked up in your fat cells
and it never gets released
and your belly just gets bigger like a beast
well, Butter makes your pants fall off
and Lard, it makes you lean
processed carbs ain’t good for you
and sugar’s just plain mean
If you wanna lose that weight
then fats are what you need, cause
butter makes your pants fall off
and lard – sure does make you lean
well I’ve kept it nice and simple
in a short and easy way
and though it’s a little more complicated
the truth of it’s the same
but if you want more information
don’t hesitate – call me
I’m Butter Bob from Memphis Tennessee
Butter makes your pants fall off
and Lard, it makes you lean
Fat’s supposed to put weight on you
But I’m the best shape I’ve ever been
I know it goes against the grain
To eat fat and still stay lean but
butter makes your pants fall off
and lard – sure does make you lean