Proven Method for Losing Weight (FORGET KETO!)
JEFF: Are you tired of trying to lose weight,
only to fail time and time again?
Did you fail miserably on the Keto diet after
14,000 Instagram followers said that’s how
they lost 50lbs in three weeks?
Are you tired of putting butter in your coffee
and actually trying to convince yourself that
it tastes good?
Then it’s time for a change.
Leading diet and nutrition experts have recently
uncovered an evolutionary method that’s
helping people just like you to get the six
pack they’ve always dreamed of.
Introducing the SF Diet, by Viralgenics.
Otherwise known as The Stomach Flu Diet.
The SF Diet is the only weight loss plan that’s
backed by 6 million years of evolution.
It works by attacking your body’s immune
system causing anything and everything you
consume to be expelled in a violent torrent
of gastrointestinal eruption.
Studies show that the SF Diet is 40% more
effective than Keto, 60% more effective than
Paleo, and 100 times more effective than not
dieting at all.
Just look at some of the powerful results
that you achieve in just days on the Stomach
Check out Dan.
He went from 220lbs to 191lbs in just four
Or Andrew, from playing racquetball with his
buddies., to looking like he’s been beaten
with a racquet by the time he’s stepped
out of the showers.
Or Sheila, from beauty queen to porcelain
queen in just 20 minutes flat.
This veteran proves that even two tours in
combat and an iron stomach won’t get in
the way of your results on the SF Diet.
The science behind the SF Diet ensures that
you remain in complete and total caloric deficit
Unlike other diets that try to mystify you
with the magic powers of fancy sounding hormones
– like leptin and ghrelin – the SF diet
renders these virtually pointless when stacked
against the appetite halting impact of the
secret weapon behind this plan’s success.
Gut ripping, body folding, nausea.
And the best part about this plan is that
you could eat literally anything you want
without worrying about how it will affect
Within minutes your body’s ability to process
what has been eaten is virtually shut down.
All gut motility comes to a grinding halt.
And regardless of your food choices, anything
you put in your stomach comes back out in
Some, you might not even recognize.
There’s no need to worry about counting
calories or reading labels when everything
you eat will likely never make it past your
Even if it does, each strain of the Stomach
Flu Diet comes with its own, patented backup
So, you can rest easy knowing your calorie
release will occur.
Which end that occurs from, however, is always
Let’s just say, it’s a crapshoot.
But it’s this unpredictability that practically
gamifies the SF diet experience and keeps
its users engaged, and interested far more
than any other monotonous, repetitive diet
program you may have yawned your way through
in the past.
And don’t worry.
Unlike other diets that leave your system
in shambles after doing them, you’ll seamlessly
continue to enjoy our non-restricted, delicious
Carbs, fats, nothing is out of bounds with
the SF diet.
So, I know what you’re thinking.
How do you get your hands on this incredible
weight loss plan?
I’m glad you asked.
The SF diet is delivered directly to your
home for free, via your own offspring.
Your sneezing toddler and coughing school
kids are more efficient than Amazon at ensuring
you get your chance to experience the benefits
this breakthrough plan can offer.
Just pick up a menu at your favorite restaurant.
Shake hands with anyone.
Or simply step outside and greet the day with
a nice, relaxing stretch and a deep, refreshing
breath of germ infected, viral coated, morning
Regardless of how you choose to have it delivered,
you can rest assured, the Stomach Flu diet
will get to work immediately for you, turning
your insides into spaghetti, and waging war
on your intestines faster than even the proverbial
s**t through a goose.
But that’s not all!
Act now and you’ll also receive an additional
Our no exercise required ab sculpting workout
It consists of uncomfortable shivering for
a time, ab sculpting dry heaves, and rolling
on the floor in acute gastric distress.
Each movement is designed to deliver a gut
twisting intense abdominal contraction that
will help you burn away that unwanted fat
and sculpt that sweet, sweet six pack once
and for all.
But don’t just take my word for it.
Listen to what these real SF Diet users have
FEMALE: I lost 19lbs in 2 days just by projectile
MALE: I haven’t left my bathroom since Tuesday.
But I did finish the entire Harry Potter series.
Cover to cover.
FEMALE: Not only did it help us lose weight,
it also brought us closer together.
Honey, can you hold my hair back?
MALE: Of course, sweetheart.
MALE: Thanks to the Stomach Flu Diet, I had
to get all new clothes.
Not because of the weight I lost, but because
I s**t myself.
MALE: I’ve lost 40lbs in the last 72 hours.
Can somebody please take me to the hospital?
JEFF: So, what are you waiting for to get
At Viralgenics, we believe in making our plans
affordable for everyone.
By ‘affordable’, we mean free.
As in, 100%, no strings attached, free.
So free, in fact, this plan is even approved
by Bernie Sanders.
After all, why make weight loss something
that only the top 1% can enjoy?
So, put away the excuses and pick up the phone.
Our operators are standing by eagerly to take
It’s time to make losing weight easy again.
Leaders in generations-old weight loss plans
since the bubonic plague.
Your results may vary.
Access to antibiotics, gastric pain tolerance,
and reliable medical care are all factors
that may influence your body’s final results
when compared to other’s.
Side effects may include chest pain, fast,
slow, or any heartrate, severe dizziness,
feeling like you might pass out, passing out,
mood changes, confusion, not constipation,
hallucinations, tremor, decreased sex drive,
As always, it is recommended that you are
evaluated by and receive a physician’s approval
prior to starting this, or any other diet
After all, they all suck, and you would benefit
from someone smart and responsible to tell
JEFF: And finally, how am I so confident that
this plan will work for you?
Guys, I’m not only the creator of the plan,
I’m also a recent client.