Keto biscuits and gravy in a big truck – the red neck cooking network

Keto biscuits and gravy in a big truck – the red neck cooking network

July 29, 2019 32 By William Morgan


all right good peoples of the world we
have watched the crafty truckers hey
crafty video on biscuits and gravy yes
so inspired us that we are going to make
this and mess it all up yes we are they
didn’t do a video the first time they
made it he’s braver stairs
I’m sure it’s it’s gonna probably turn
out awful and I bet it’ll taste
wonderful that’s how life is sometimes
I’m not a confection of it I gotta have
the manual since just if it was at home
I could make biscuits and gravy in my
slate if I so desired I don’t know how I
anything in here works and the girls are
dictator when it comes to giving
directions oh my so I don’t know how
good she’s gonna give directions but I
do know I’ve got to melt this butter and
since it’s something’s got to be done
I’m gonna go ahead and do it
alright dry ingredients girl what’s that
need
one at a time hang on let me let me tell
them before I start mixing all right
pause it you gotta have almond flour
crafty said just one in a half cups you
can probably use some other kind of
flier but I don’t know like like maybe
coconut flour but you might have to look
at conversion chart so yeah you might
have and the girl don’t like anything
coconut even if you can’t taste the
coconut she’s a little weird that way
what’s wrong with coconut coconut oh
don’t taste like coconut you say I name
one and a half cups of the stuff yeah
but she’s just gonna go the ingredients
oh okay I’m just tiny baking powder not
baking soda baking powder she says I
need salt 1/4 of a teaspoon
of course that voice anthem yeah so and
I gotta have a Santa job Santa was made
from the butt end of the xanthine plants
and like that’s later
that’s a thickening agent how about that
big words all right all right how much
is on the card any good one and a half
cups of almond
hang on we’ll get right back with you
you might wonder why the girl I ain’t
doing this instead of makes on a boy and
I don’t know how to do this kind of
stuff okay with a one-and-a-half that
sounds like an awful lot dry stuff
doesn’t beat cottony but I don’t that
butter is a big part the moment I’m glad
to move them around yeah
okay there’s a half a cup of Holland
flyer okay that means I gotta stick this
big one in there
that’s an awful I mean is it am I
supposed to pack it or just leave leave
it loosely just leave it leave shake off
and close enough for you think all right
I want a next girl
I wonder 15
quarter a fourth is a quarter just in
case you don’t know
you are now informed
be
all right what next girl duty
I do know from watching my mom back in
the day that you mess up on the baking
powder you can have biscuits as big as
Toledo
how much again
two teaspoons
this is a teaspoon
that’s probably well they got this
little thing right here so you can rake
it off
it takes us
all right now what do I know
around
Yoho
Swiss Miss
can I use my fingers
you may not do that while you mix the
wet ingredients
my
a little painful
all right the butter still nothing okay
what what what next wet ingredients
it’s a quite mouthy
all right the butter is melted
now what do I know
all right so now I’m starting on the
moist ingredients all right so I’m take
this off to he now all wet stuff go
together right
okay
can I be overly generous for anything
okay well that’s probably pretty close
as I said it won’t be pretty
all right what Nick go to eggs today
board
damn son you bother me carry their egg
number one we egg number two
wipe hands get egg juice off
okay now what do that I do now I got the
eggs and this doesn’t just mix it up
I’ll leave that one
it was just barely on alright so I mix
I’m mixing it up her the crappy trucker
you guys don’t know the crack trucker
and I’m sure you do
so Oliver and subscribe to practically
she has wonderful West recipes and
they’re good they’re a good truck and
stuff well they’re positive and all that
good stuff
yo mister crepin got the channel – it’s
called mr. crappy truck sir alright it’s
mixed up pretty well let’s do it in here
teacher but alright so we’re gonna jump
we’re gonna dump it in here fellows I’m
doing it in this order guys because I
need the stove to cook my sausage gravy
and this is something I can prepare and
just stick it out the way here I made a
mess
take it over with just hug them
if the girl was cooking if you think I
made a mess guys if the girl was cooking
there’d be a mess every but I don’t even
want to hear it it’s true I tried to get
him to do this appropriately now we’ve
done put the dry into the wet instead of
the other way so who knows what it’s
going to turn out like I had to write
the recipe down mister who knows what
happened if the girl did a you can’t
read my writing I was just winging it
you can’t read your writing
oh well I guess that says more about you
than me doesn’t it I think that maybe
I’ve got the policy or something or I’m
using it’s my handshake so bad for my
back injury I blamed it on it we don’t
hear your excuses but now I wonder if
I’m just getting out there’s only one of
how people are going around doing this
what causes that don’t be an old dirt
dirty old man so what makes to help
people do gar fences you think I got
Parkinson’s ain’t that what what uh too
much caffeine
Jamie Lee Fox has Parkinson’s isn’t that
Michael J Fox like Jamie Lee pop that’s
two different people put together Jamie
Lee Curtis and Michael J Fox yeah
Parkinson’s apparently why ain’t that
Robin Williams didn’t he get so parking
that’s why I killed
I don’t know think so okay you think
that’s mixed in
you wanna mix it to make sure now you
maybe want to know why you let it sit
for five minutes I remember this because
mama told me my mother told me she said
that the baking soda has to have time to
activate
big water bear and it makes it do
something and blow up
that’s kind of her word right start
alright we are gonna leave I’m gonna
leave you right here and I’m gonna clean
up my workstation I kind of teach her
how to do that hi guys he just drove
around the parking on through everything
off the counter because you don’t put
step up if you want to blame me for some
stuff yeah but I understand I didn’t
wants to get either it’s easy excuses
you’re cleaning up your workstation all
right
and we don’t need it perform in it at
this point we must brown the sausage
right and what sausage did that go with
I went with dog remember the commercials
back in the day he will sleep red
anyway that’s what we’re gonna use today
see that I cut that pig open
I cut the pig open
I haven’t gone up it up in here
all right we’re not gonna have you
hanging around while the sausage Browns
that might lure you to tears
okay the girl says telling for me to
drop the biscuits and you know what he
don’t matter how you drop them because
to drop biscuits right and they’re not
gonna be free they’re gonna be lumpy and
bumpy or at least actually have never
made drop biscuits okay
that’s how mom’s always was they was
about being bumpy and we don’t have any
parchment paper like the crafty trucker
head because the girl was resistant yeah
you know why he can never say anything I
am the person were you you’re in my way
I can’t see where camera I am the person
that I make a list and I go in there
where ma’am I go in there and I get what
I need to get he’s the person who
weakened into one side of the store
we’re getting our food then he decides
he needs something in automotive they
need a site they need something back in
food then he decided to need something
in electronics and like he literally I
think he wants to walk around the store
for seven hours I am NOT the looks walk
around the store for seven hours person
I’m let’s go in there let’s try not to
smack anybody and let’s get out of their
type of person but you’ve got the list I
don’t have the list if I had my own list
why don’t you make your own
well I don’t know I gotta have my own
list I can’t go by her list I can’t see
it all right look I want you to clean
this up
while we wait all right you take care of
that because you’re dropping egg on the
floor oh because I’m gonna need
somewhere to make my two fried eggs and
we only have those two containers to
cook
you want me to turn the oven back on or
you can
turn itself up I really want to kill you
really really want to murder you right
now that’s your normal state of mind
girl why am I so just doing anything
come on urgh
oh no now we’re cooking with pork bacon
grease sausage I hope it don’t swell up
too big
can you believe that said that I hope
they don’t swell up to big things can’t
get too big in my opinion right thanks
well I did down on my knees
I don’t know which
all right so you got the stuff in the
oven how long’s it gonna cook 10 minutes
10 to 12 into 12 minutes all right what
do I need
I’m gonna get the wedding ring the
sausage stuff already all the sausage is
browning apparently it’s gonna take it a
little time I’m messing with the babies
leave it alone all right all right what
are they hook yeah girl okay one type of
heavy whipping cream and one cut that’s
your tires hit the one tab once again
I’m doing cross contamination things and
not washing my Coppola
I think it’s the plumbing my cup runneth
over
almost
all right 1 X 3/4 of a cup of water
three fours mcfreaks bores a half an
authority
that’s what I mean okay there’s this is
you took warned I’m outside that’s ahead
shouldn’t have another one around here
there it is
what about working with you
quarter with its uh cream
there’s one cup of heavy
3/4 of a cup of water
don’t water okay
reporters
you reload
about there
half would crack the teaspoon of xantham
gum but I would wait until it’s in there
and you’re stirring it around to this a
thickener okay so it probably has to
have heat to activate it but it may not
cause like cornstarch it use cold water
sticky cornstarch
kappa suck anyway
I don’t know why
good all right
the pig is cooked the pig is took we are
ready
what’s next girl you’re waiting for wet
ingredients to the forest
there’s scissors so everywhere
all right what we’re gonna do with this
recipe is we’re making this recipe
that’s supposed to have X amount of
servings or whatever but we’re not gonna
eat it all the day thank you think then
we have a whole bunch of carbohydrates
and I think I think that this was a the
one and a half or three sorry carbs per
serving uh I’ll put it in the
description whatever it is we got a link
to their video she’s much much better
yeah she is
but anyway Kappa teaspoon half a
teaspoon a teaspoon of the xanthan gum
like I said it comes from the butt end
of the xanthan plant apparently you know
I’m just making this up alright
stir it up right now I stir that and is
that the necklace that before recipe
or mix and continue stirring for about
10 minutes before it’s all the way thick
add a little salt pepper if it’s too
thick for you and 1/2 a teaspoon water
at a time to thin it out or if it’s too
thin which I don’t think it will be you
can add just a pinch more than well that
kind of sounds like it don’t sound like
rocket science at all right I can see
right now that even when this thickens
up it’s not gonna be as much gravy as a
little thought it’s gonna be but it’s
still gravy and I haven’t had it getting
gravy you know what if you want a Bible
all you have to do is double the recipe
right I mean I can see getting four
servings out of this so if you look at
that way it’ll be enough to make
breakfast for three or four mornings
right triangle look – there’s it’s a
very sausage eat
right we wanted to protein anyway I like
a I like a crapload of protein with my
breakfast protein I have a knife in my
hair y’all see that
nice dress I feel so threatened how do
we gonna do with this video we’re gonna
put it you’re in the video man
well I mean like trying to get this free
air fryer well as I see a cooking video
yelling now I need ice
yeah we’ll give you that free air fryer
that would be a you know whole different
fish but you can’t blame me right I see
the crack each other hasn’t a free I
have an air for irontone free I’m sure
that uh they cook green beans in it and
everything else don’t think fried green
beans I got them at the restaurant book
where I’m sure they’re not made with
eco-friendly there you go well I’ve
never been impressed with fried green
meeting of the restaurant when’s this
thing off picking up ten minutes I’m
gonna stand here particular what’s that
is that mean the biscuits are done Wow
ten to twelve minutes so let’s check
she’s gonna turn and look
hello Doug welcome out here let’s have a
look you don’t burn yourself
your million
a bit more just a little bit more yeah
did y’all see that
maybe later they actually look pretty
darn good
you need to hot hands you’re gonna burn
yourself
I’ll get you up alright folks
her thing is going off so the biscuits
should be ready now can you guys see
this gravy get the chicken up really
nice it looks good oh I’m excited let’s
show them the biscuits over here do they
thank devil oh okay they’re most
excellent they look beautiful or ugly
however however you want to play it
we got a loud gasp but we’ll talk about
that in another video if this one I’ll
probably be out in two or three weeks
right now I’m gonna go out on a slow day
maybe alright I think that’s ready so I
will show you when this is all plated up
alright fellas here all thinks I’m
stupid anyway I’m gonna show you this if
you can see that play there it is what
do you think about it check out the
traffic truckers are recipes better I
will write down all the ingredients in
the description some share with Pilate
we miss something right you didn’t miss
anything
don’t close your mouth girl but it looks
great let’s see let’s see how it tastes
all right does it taste like biscuits
and gravy
it’s biscuits and gravy gas
better than the truck stop which is a no
ha hey it’s great
it’s been so long since we’ve had any
bread or anything like this
we can’t eat anymore I mean we just
can’t eat no more and we still got four
biscuits left actually let’s see what we
got left over we got we’ve got the
biscuits don’t misspell still on I
always forget the stove I’m wearing the
house down and a couple of servings of
that that’s what we got all right it’s
gonna work bitches