i only ate real MILITARY MEALS for 24 hours
Today Is the day guys that we take these videos to the next level because I’m even nervous about this ’cause I’m not sure how legal this is because right in front of me I’ve got two different packages of MRE’s which stands for Meal Ready to Eat I’m not entirely sure about that but this is basically the foods that people eat when they’re in a war or when they’re in an army i think as well don’t quote me on any of this i’ve got no experience I just found this on ebay so this is what it looks like i hope there’s enough food here to last for like breakfast lunch and even afternoon snack I feel like this might be a full day of food but im not entirely sure so I bought two just in case. I’m not sure if you can see but it says Department of Defense United States of America. Commercial resale is unlawful, so… I bought these on E-bay so I’m not entirely sure if I’m gunna get diarrhea or if I’m actually going to be poisoned and die. It’s an exciting time on my channel. The moment of truth. Let’s see what’s inside. That’s actually a lot of stuff in here! I think this is actually a drink, I think this is made of raspberry. Just probably add it to water. I could be wrong but I think you might have to add hot water to this, and then it heats up the food? Like, you put the food inside of this little bag. Something like that. This is an apple cinnamon flavored nutritious energy bar. It’s very Minecraft aesthetic. Spoon! Very minimalistic but it says “mango peach apple sauce.” I think this is hot chocolate! Look at the way these crackers are packed. Isn’t that kind of satisfying? Let’s prepare these foods and see if it’s any good. I’m going to start by opening the stuff that doesn’t need to be prepared. So… So here we’ve got the cheese crackers. These are the normal crackers. I think they’re broken already guys. Kind of, but not really. And here we’ve got the energy bar. Ooooh… :/ That does not look like what I expected it to look like. But you know what? It is apple and cinnamon it might actually be delicious. This is the mango and peach apple sauce. And I think this is supposed to be like a dessert. I’m going to pour it in this little… cup. That’s such a little amount, that kind of makes me feel sad. And this right here is the chocolate hazelnut cocoa beverage powder, which I basically think is like hot chocolate. This also made me feel kind of sad, guys because it says: Allow water- just chemically purify to stand thirty minutes before adding to powder. This is one of those things that you don’t really appreciate what you have until you don’t have it, I guess. So I am going to pour it right on top but I have to be careful ’cause I don’t want to burn myself. Flammable gas, do not place in open flame and the vapor- OKAY this is kind of scaring me. I don’t really understand how these work, guys, so I’m just going to microwave it. Also this sounds kind of scary. So this is Mexican style chicken. This only took about thirty seconds because honestly it’s such a small amount. The very last item in the box is this cheese spread. So I’m gunna add a little bit on top of the Mexican stew and then I’m gunna add the rest of the crackers. I should probably try it first, but… Oh well. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ That’s basically our main part of lunch! This is our final ready meal that we prepared and I was gunna say that this is not that bad but obviously I don’t wanna say that because it might upset some people who actually had to survive on this and that is not what I want with this video. Pretty sure I forgot to mention to you that I also made the raspberry powder that came with the little, uh, bag. It tastes like kool-aid. I think it’s, you know, basically kool-aid. It’s…. good. I’m gunna try the cheese crackers. (crunch crunch) They’ve got actual cheese in the middle! I love this. It’s more like a cheese spread. I think it’s pepper flavor so I’m gunna use the crackers to eat the cheese. (more crunching) I’ve got no idea how they do it but the crackers are so crunchy, and the cheese is actually not bad! I mean, it’s no five-star meal but it is better than some school lunch food that I’ve had when I was in school, so… Just as an experiment I’m going to try the cheese crackers with more cheese on top. Because that’s exactly how we roll. (CRUNCH!) Ohmygod. That’s the best thing so far. This actually makes it so good. So now to the main part of the meal, which is the Mexican style chicken. It does smell like Taco Bell, I’m not gunna lie just so that I don’t upset people but it smells just like Taco Bell. Do you know when you sometimes have chicken and it’s not, like, the best quality chicken and it tastes a little bit weird? It doesn’t taste like that! It tastes like good chicken. I honestly actually like this and the sauce is good and it’s not too spicy and honestly this cheese is so good on everything. I’ve actually nearly finished this all in one go. That’s how you know it’s good. Where can I buy this? Because this the best energy bar I’ve ever had. I’m going to come back to everything throughout the afternoon but obviously I want to try everything on camera first. How am I gunna drink this? It tastes like vanilla ice cream and Nutella ice cream put together. This is, like, really good. The last thing I’m gunna try is the apple and mango sauce and I’m just gunna say that I’m probably not going to like this ’cause I don’t like apple sauce a whole lot as it is. It’s very very sweet which makes it almost delicious even for someone who doesn’t like fruit too much. I don’t want to be insensitive but I did like it. The only criticism that I have is that if you’re actually in the army this might not be enough for a whole day. Next time I’m going to see you guys it’ll be afternoon so I’m going to be making the foods that I’m going to eat for late afternoon all the way up to dinner. It’s around six pm right now so I’m starting to get hungry so I decided we should at least look into the second bag, and this is what it looks like. It says “menu ninetneen, beef patty” and then pepper jack cheese with it and I think that’s, like, the main meal. So we’re going to open this. Let’s see what we’ve got in here! It seems like the same amount from the other one but I see like different bags so I wonder what this one is for. This is a beef patty… look at it. (awkward laugh) We’ve got a chocolate chip cookie! This actually makes me SO happy, ’cause I was JUST craving that. I was really not expecting that. Is this one gunna be better than lunch? I think so. This one comes with ketchup and with instant coffee but it doesn’t come with any kool-aid but that’s fine. I mean. Can’t have everything. I mean, we’re familiar with this by now. This is some more cheese spread but this time with bacon? Sounds promising. We also got some juice! This is lemon-lime flavored no fruit juice? What does that mean, “no fruit”? It SAYS lemon-lime. And this is the dessert. This time it’s cherry-flavored instead of the mango one. I’m going to open the stuff that’s already prepared. So in this one we’ve got an oatmeal chocolate chunk cookie. It’s a little broken but it looks good. Very promising stuff. And here we’ve got the tortilla for I think it’s for the beef? That’s not a bad amount of tortillas I guess if you’re eating only this all day. Oh, it’s only two? Seemed like more. Inside of this one we’ve got the cherry sauce which is supposed to be the dessert. Ooh this one’s a little thicker than the one we had for lunch. Which I don’t mind. And in last place we’re going to make the lemon-lime kool-aid. I’m not going to add all of it because I think this is supposed to make a lot more than we’re making. Oooh! We’re going to open the beef. This should be VERY interesting. I think this one I’m gunna be grossed out by. Noooo 🙁 (groan of disgust) (LOUDER groan of disgust) I’m gunna microwave this for like thirty seconds and I’ll show you the result. It smells kind of nice, weirdly. It really does. I mean, trust me, I wouldn’t say that unless I meant it because I don’t like the look of it but it smells nice! I reckon we should place the steak or beef on top of the tortilla. And as a last step we’re gunna top it up with the cheese spread. It’s so solid that it’s literally not going anywhere. Oh my god you can even grab it and just place it. That’s dinner. I’m not sure if it’s gunna be any good but let’s give it a try. I was kind of looking around to see if I forgot anything for the video because this seems like a lot less food than it was for lunch but let me know if I’m being crazy or if it is less. I mean, we do have the candy and the dessert and the drink but I guess… it’s about the same but. The cheese has kind of melted on top of the beef and (deep breath) Yep. It’s basically like a little… sandwich. Hm. This is a weird one. I’m not really sure how I feel about this. I was about to say that I think the flavor is good but the texture is weird but then I started eating it and the texture is not really weird. I just think this is… Good. Honestly it doesn’t taste that different from, like, a McDonald’s burger. Honestly, like, no shade it tastes good, like, I like McDonald’s. Maybe it is a little bit tougher but that’s about it and this cheese – Once it melted on top of the meat this cheese is even more amazing. Most of you guys would probably hate this, but… I don’t mind it. The cheese is very spicy though so I’m going to try the lime drink. Oh wow. I DID need to use the whole powder. This is NOT sweet enough. I don’t even know why I don’t follow instructions but you do need the whole pack of the lemon mix. It’s not bad it’s just very very bitter but I actually don’t mind that. (crunchy crunch crunch) Yes. Now that’s EXACTLY what I’m talking about when I say cookie. This is one of the best cookies ever. I’m going to save these for later because I don’t really have to try them I’ve tried them many times. This week. Alone. Like I always say, if it’s a fruit, if it’s a vegetable I’m probably not going to like it but no shade to whoever made these foods because I just… I’m just trash. Probably wouldn’t spend my money on this. It’s just not very sweet or anything but it’s not bad. Like, I don’t hate this. There’s a lot of seeds in it so if that is something that you hate you’ll probably not like this, but I don’t mind. It’s alright. I thought I was really gunna prefer lunch or dinner but I actually, I mean, I’m not entirely sure. There’s still some more things that I’m going to eat for dinner, but… I think I like both equally. I don’t want to upset anyone but I’d probably eat most of these things again if I was just sitting at home. But, like, I know that’s triggering stuff and I’m sorry. I’m trying not to be problematic in this video. Sometimes by the end of these 24-hours foods videos I’m really craving something. Like, I’m craving candy or I’m craving, like, a diet coke. But for this one I’m actually not craving anything. I feel very content with the amount of food I had today. And this is going to be easy to wait until breakfast time tomorrow morning so… And that was it for this video, guys. I really hope you guys enjoyed it. If you did, please don’t forget to give it a like. As usual, I really appreciate it because it lets me know that you’re enjoying my content and this is, like, the direction that I should be going in and if you don’t like it there’s a lot of videos on my channel like loads of different things. There’s food videos, there’s cooking, so you can go and check that out or you can go and check out loads of other youtubers on the platform. Not even gunna lie this video was weird and this whole week is going to be even weirder so welcome to my channel. 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