Doctor Reacts to: ABSURD MEDICAL MEMES EP. 5

Doctor Reacts to: ABSURD MEDICAL MEMES EP. 5

August 8, 2019 100 By William Morgan


– Who’s ready for Medical
Meme review episode 5? (upbeat music) When your family asks you how schools? (laughing) This dog is adorable… First of all nobody wants to hear it. They ask you being polite. But then if you start telling
them about your anatomy lab, your O.N.T lab, your boards are coming up. People are just like (snoring). “Doctoror, Can you show me
where the pain is coming from? “Me: shows a text that has
been seen with no reply.” If I’m struggling in a relationship. I would just show a text from my ex and I’d be like (makes noise) sadness…” It is probably better that doctor strange became a superhero, “because his sterile
technique is cringe-worthy.” – Oh, I’m excited for this.. (Strange..) – Oh did he touch his
face mask after washing? Dr. Strange, that is a no no.. “Some girl in my college came to the chemistry
lab wearing flip-flops.” “The instructor made her do this.” – Always use protection folks and I’m not talking about condoms. Well, I am talking about condoms, but I’m also talking about your feet if you spill hydrochloric acid, you will burn your foot. your feets… Do not burn your feets. “When you cannot mentally
take in any more information, so you physically (laughng).” “Doctor: I’ve got some bad news.” “Me: laid on me gently.” “Doctor: Okay. Knock knock” “Me:Who’s there? – (laughing) Herpes… Here’s the deal with herpes. You shouldn’t try and get it. But if you get it’s not
the end of the world. A lot of people think herpes is some sort of deadly illness But the huge majority of the time. It has no bearing on your life. Outside of some discomfort,
or physical symptoms, or a rash popping up. “When surgery turns up the jam in the O.R” (drum solo playing) – Yo, surgery room gets lit “$50 to walk in the door” “prescribes green tea
with lemon and honey.” (laughing) – I just paid a copay for you
to tell me to drink honey? My grandma told me I can have honey. What did you go to school for? I just saved you unnecessary antibiotics. That had you have taken unnecessarily for your viral illness. You would have been
developed diarrhea down here, possibly a rash up here, possibly anaphylaxis in here. wWhich means your throat closes and you end up… “Putting on gloves, “alone” :In front of other doctors” – When you’re alone your
palms aren’t sweating. When you walk into the surgery room, the O.R , as a new student and you
haven’t been there a lot. Your palms just start spraying sweat like it’s sprinkler fluid. Sprinkler fluid? I remember when I was a resident. I was nervous doing a procedure and I was putting on his
gloves in front of a patient. It look like it was my first
time putting on the gloves. The patient was probably like “Dude, this guy still don’t know how to put on gloves.” * “I’m not getting sick
during my Peds rotation.” (cat sneezing) I remember I’m on my own
Peds in the hospital. And I’m doing my rounds
and I’m all cheery. And I’m like, “okay little baby say ah…” And just as they say “ah”. The baby goes… (spit sound) right into my mouth. I tasted the baby’s saliva and they had Coxsackie. It’s a virus. (ugh) – “Dr. His palms are sweaty,” “knees weak arms are heavy.” “There’s vomit on his sweater already.” Did you just quote Eminem? Ma’am, your husband’s
alcohol problems not a joke. – On the surface. He looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole… okay.. (laughing) – (inaudiable talking) – Oh, yeah didn’t James Charles… Yo James Charles got
demonetized for some craziness. For singing like “womp womp womp.” Yo, Em, please… we have a lot in common. I’m from Russia. You’re from Detroit. I’m white. You’re white. You rap. I don’t. Don’t demonetized me bruh. (laughing) – “when you’re attending
gives incorrect instructions, but you really want a
letter of recommendation.” – You have to figure out a way to tell them that you
don’t think it’s right or what you read is wrong. – “Trying to learn a new
skill in medicine like:” (inaudiable) (laughing) – “Open up please.” “Me: Sometimes I get sad.” (laughing) – That’s really funny. I like this one. This one makes me happy. I don’t know why. But yeah, it’s okay to get sad. You only appreciate the sunrise when you see the sunset. – “Me: I think I have cancer
“Doctor: It’s all in your head. (sigh of relief) “A bunch of all in your head. – Yeah, that’s a meme. – “Your patient drinks,” “smokes,” “consume 6 cups of coffee daily” “has diabetes,” “high cholesterol,” “BMI
40, BP 160 over 110” “doesn’t adhere to his meds.” “But in takes a daily multivitamin.” “Why are you still alive?” – I don’t know if any of
you have ever heard of ‘House of God’. It’s a great book. Samuel Shem it always talks about the unhealthiest people living the longest. It feels like they never croak. Their blood pressure is poorly controlled. They’re overweight. They don’t take their
medications appropriately. But then they’re like “oh but I take my Flintstones daily vitamin.” – “When you scrub in for the first time” “and walk up to the
operating table like…” “I’m not sure what to do with my hands…” – Honestly it’s true, because you have to keep
your hands like this, or like this, or like this, because you can’t drop them too low because that area is not sterile. You can’t put them on your face because that’s not sterile. So you have to like keep
everything like this. And if you sneeze… you have to sneeze forward. The worst thing that you can do is turn to the side and sneeze. Because at all this sneeze stuff all this sneeze stuff…. all the sneeze particles comes out onto the patient from
the side of your mask. – “Texas: 14 year old
virgin Falls pregnant” “after flu shot.” ” Hell no” “Why myself or my kids will
never get the flu shot.” “One of the many reasons” – What? – Unless you’re dating a guy and you’ve nicknamed him flu shot ain’t no way a flu shot’s getting you pregnant baby boo. – “Nurse: You may not feel
anything from the waist down. “Him: Just (bleep) then” (laughing) – What? I would have rated this meme as “you may not feel anything
from the waist down and I want to say as “him want to bet?” – “You are the mother(beep).” “You, are great!” “You are magnificent!” “You can do whatever you
want to do in this world.” “Get yo mother(bleep) shine on today!” “Because you can’t.” – I’m officially changing
my alarm clock into that. Because we all need a little
inspiration the morning. This isn’t just for healthcare work. – “Many top scientists
on the autism spectrum.” “So technically autism causes vaccine.” (laughing) – What movie is this from with the rock? This looks old school. But yeah. No, it doesn’t – “Mike, Carbs are bad for you. Also Mike eats their Kinder Eggs. – Dude, keto for 30 days with no carbs, no sugar was tough. So when I finish Keto and I
get a package of Kinder Eggs , you best bet I’m gonna go in. – “So do you like touch my balls first?” “Or how does this work/” “Steven I’m your dentist?” (laughing) – Hold on a second. This picture is not accurate. Why is he has a stethoscope doctor? – “Doctor: It’s okay. Your
wife’s in a better place.” “Heaven?” “My Apartment.” – “When the parents refuse all vaccines” “and the newborn screening” “because they’re all natural,” “but then the man is circumcision.” (laughing) – I love this guy’s meme face. I don’t know what’s been
going on with circumcision lately being in the news. Everyone’s talking about it. There’s a huge uproar. There are health benefits
to getting a circumcision. There are health risks to
getting a circumcision. The health benefits are
pretty few and far between. But if some people for religious reasons want to get one and there
are some health benefits. We do do them. Let’s make a circumcision video. No, wait, that sounds bad. Let’s make a video
discussing circumcision. – “I pass this every day, ” “and it always seems like
someone caught in a lie. ” “Where do you work?” “Oh the medical building?” “Oh, what’s the address?” “1 2 3 4 5 geez? What do you do there?” “It’s the surgery…. center… (laughs) – I didn’t even see the
“12345”. That’s crazy. – “Sure. You’re a doctor. “Then how do you explain
all your free time?” – That’s a question I can relate to. Making YouTube videos, going on television. I mean Ryan Seacrest
the other day was like, “are you a real Doctor?” Michael Strahan’s like,
“are you a real doctor?” – Yes, I’m a real doctor. Board certified family physician here. Sup’ yo.. – “Other student: how
are rotations going?” “what I say ‘living the dream’.” (laughing) “what would mean” – “Dr. Any drugs?
Patients in the E.R: Nope (laughs) – I’ll have young folks come in and they look like they just
came from a rave concert from Ultra Coachella
burning man, whatever it is. And they’re like, “I don’t feel good Doc” and I’m like, “well tell me what’s
been going on would you?” – “Oh, I just came back from this concert’ “We were raving all weekend.” – Well, “did you do any drugs?” – “No.” – Did you drink any alcohol no… tell me let’s talk about it. How can I help you if
I don’t know the truth. – “Vaccines cause adults” (laughs) – I’ll take all the
immunity got thanks Pam. I would wear that shirt. Vaccines cause adults. You know what’s funny? I could totally see an anti
vacs person seeing that being like, “oh my God
you believe in that too” – “when a patient’s
blood pressure is off.” “So the attending asks
you to take you manually,” “thinking it will
somehow be more accurate” (laughs) – It’s so easy to check blood pressure. You should know how to do it do not lose your art of the physical exam. – “Do you need another
stool sample doctor?” “I didn’t even ask for the first one.” – “Doctor: your wife is pregnant.” “No, she isn’t I was wearing a condom.” “Yeah, but I wasn’t.” – Why all the things about doctors cheating with their patients wives. I can’t understand. – “Ask yourself.” “Is she actually thick?” “Or is she just suffering
from lumbar lordosis” – Whenever you say lordosis or kyphosis that’s actually the
curvature of the spine. And if you have extra kyphosis, or extra lordosis, it accentuates that curve. – “Doctor: you’re going to be a vegetable” “for the rest of your life.” “Patient: I’m vegan so that’s amazing.” (laughs) – Speaking of vegan… I’m about to make a 30-day vegan video… Shhh…. I can’t believe I’m doing it. I’m giving up the meats. Vegetables, I’m coming for you. Memes are great. But have you seen my take
on YouTube challenges? Click here for that bad boy. Stay happy and healthy. (hip Hop music playing)